Armed with Cheesecake and Vodka, World Watch Out, I'm Back!

What are your New Years Resolutions?  I could tell you mine, but why bore you since they are going to change a million times before the ball drops in NYC.  I want to be more healthy and come to respect the body that I am in, plain and simple. It is time. I want to experience something that I have never experienced before.  I think that this is the year.  Something is going to test me, but in a different way than I have been tested before.  A good way I suppose, nothing bad.  I just feel that I need something else in my life.  What is going to be interesting is to see what I have to give up in order to achieve this higher level of something that I am craving.  Can I possibly be having these feelings yet not even know what types of feelings these are? Yea, convoluted I know. I also want to become friends with yeast.  If you are like me you totally understand where I am coming from. Help is all I ask.  My cinnamon rolls need you! I hope everyone has a fantastic new year and ho

I could post a picture and not say a word, but I have so much to say! Like my San Diego Chargers having 6 players going to the Pro Bowl!! So happy I squeal.... like a pig.. Well, maybe not, since I love BACON so much! Can you believe that I did not eat a strip of bacon during the holidays?? I am sure that the stocks went down because of that, of some pig got to live a few more days because of my decision. It really wasn't a decision not to eat bacon, I just couldn't stuff any more food in my mouth.  I should have cooked some bacon since I needed 2 tablespoons of bacon grease (clogged artery syrup) for the sausage gravy.  I used real butter instead. Not that that is any better.. And I wonder why when I wave, I wave back to myself... Interesting... My New Years resolution??? Not to cook any Pioneer Woman recipes until March. I can't seriously do that though... The Roast is the bomb... The stuffed mushrooms are butter in your mouth.. The cinnamon rolls ca

My gosh... What a year.  I cannot believe it is almost over. Wait, can I have a few more weeks to relish in 2010?  So many wonderful things happened this year: My son turned 18 ...... zzzzz okay, so I can't think of them all, I am sure it has something to do with the food coma I have been experiencing for the past few days OMG I told myself I was going to write down some recipes in here so I do not forget the heaven in my stomach, especially before it shows on my hips, under my arms, chin and buttocks. I love saying Buttocks.. Remember when Forrest Gump said Buttocks? That is exactly how I say it. ... umm where exactly was I??? Oh yea... Food okay so where do I begin? Sausage gravy? Cream cheese? jalepeno popper dip? meatballs beer/cream cheese dip??? Breakfast casserole?? Why am I watching Bill Reilly???? He doesn't look the same tonight.  *change channel* okay.. so sausage gravy... if you want the recipe follow me on here and I will give it to you

I would much rather go back to bed instead of wrap presents and get ready for children's Christmas party. I would much rather go back to bed instead of so homework and postings. I would much rather go back to bed instead of run around the house cleaning it... I would much rather go back to bed instead of anything really... I guess it really isn't all about me is it?

Not that we have any snowflakes here yet, I’m just saying. Although it would be nice to have some snow, not 56 inches, for Christmas morning. Anyways, Where was I?? Oh yea, well it seems I gave myself bad karma when I was counting down the days before Christmas in July. I would post 160 days, 130 days… and keep going. That was not nice, and I was yelled at… I was punished, it is now 14 days till Christmas and I have only 1 person/thing, a dog actually done for Christmas. Everyone else is still in limbo. But trust me when I say this, I will do it again next July. Maybe I can start shopping then. I tried that one year, bought lots of stuff, hid it and proceeded to forget about it. I would remember shopping for something then just think it was a dream. Then sometime in the spring when I did my closets, I would find all of these treasures. Then I wouldn’t know what to do with said treasures so I wound up putting them in a basket and awaiting another year. I plan on getting the r

Hi there, I am going to make your life easier while doing something I love and raising money for my 3 day walk next year. I will make dinner for you. Well, the main course anyways. Stuffed shells a 9x13 pan and/or tater tot casserole. This is enough to feed a huge family and have left overs for lunch the next day. I'm still working out the prices, but let me know if you are interested.

Once upon a time there was a little girl. She was a very sad and troubled girl who did not have a good childhood. Each night she went to bed with sadness and heart ache. Instead of dreaming of barbies and surgarplums she was always dreaming of “what if’s”. What if I was rich, cute, white, pretty, secure, happy. The little girl absolved to grow up and have lots of children and be able to give them the world. Be able to give all of her childrens things that she could not have in her childhood. As she grew up, her promise to herself still giving her the strength to continue, she blossomed into an extraordinary young woman. That young woman got married and tried for years to have children. She wanted to have those children that she dreamt about during her childhood. She became very despressed and her marriage suffered greatly. Each time she becamse pregnant she would become so happy and instantly bond with the child growing inside of her. She would start thinking of how bles