Armed with Cheesecake and Vodka, World Watch Out, I'm Back!

I am watching a new show on ABC called Wipeout. Oh my Lord why would people go through all of that. As I am telling a friend how crazy these people are, I am mapping out the way that I would have gone through the obstacle course and put them all to shame. I pat myself on the back while thinking of what I would do with the money won. Did you see the guy in the brown speedo's and white legs? Haven't walked today, was feeling a bit under the weather, not sure if it had something to do with the bra I was wearing or if I was/am getting a cold. I came home, worked in my jammies and as soon as 430 hit I took a nap for about an hour. NICE. I feel little bit better, but wish I had a comfy couch that I could sleep on. Might have to try it tonight.

You get up in the morning, and looking in the underware drawer decide to wear a bra you havent worn in ages... only to find out that while at work walking down the halls.. each boobie has migrated to the arm pit, while pointing towards your elbow... Needless to say I think I will be going home early today!

Dear Cancer Because of you, I am going to go through the torture of walking over 60 miles in 3 days so that I can help breast cancer awareness and make sure that everyone I know, knows that Cancer sucks. I am going to walk 60 miles for this incredible disease that can rob you of your life at any time. Take away your best friend, your mother, sister and daughter. I am fighting crime! I have to start willing myself not to cry the entire 3 days. I have known many friends who have died, one friend was going to start attending classes at the gym, went in for a physical, found out she had breast cancer and was gone in 6 months... Another, spent her entire life clean and happy, only to be robbed of her beautiful brown hair - she spent a month in europe! you go girl!! Most of you know me that my friends are near and dear, I dont have many, but I would do anything for them, and there was nothing that I could do for any of them. FUCK CANCER!!! Get a mammogram, do your monthly check ups, l...

Okay this blog is supposed to be about me but for some reason this week I have been focusing on the son. He ate dinner on the couch tonight, since he was having a few problems, and the chair hurt, let me just say that fiber one bars were the dessert... need I say more. Well I gave him som jello, and he proceeds to suck it right out of the container. Ummm, I just stare at him with the death look and he laughs so hard that he chokes on the suck full of jello, and swallows it whole. Wonderful manners I swear. Then a friend of mine gave us some tea and I happened to make myself some apple green tea and he protests that it smells good and that he would like a cup of tea. So I get up and make him some, put it in the cup and hand it over... I go back to surfing facebook, and I can hear him slurp it all the way into the kitchen. I say real loud oh my gawd! He says its hot mom... and then I hear the gagging, asking me what kind of tea it is and him trying to tell me that it tastes like ...

Bryant has only been working one day a week, and that has been on saturday nights, so he really doesn't have a chance to hang out with his friends. Yesterday his allergies were bothering him really bad, so I told him that he can call in sick. He called me back after talking to work, and they told him that he needs a doctors note. So this means that I am going to have to take 4 hours off from work, and go to the emergency room in order to get this resolved. I am beyond livid. I want to give his work a piece of my mind, and tell them that they can recoup me for my lost wages...

I could write to you about how My son is now driving or my week in Mrytle Beach, or how I have the best time when I hang out with my friends even though they snort and are kinda ADOLAB "... which stands for Attention Deficit OOH, LOOK, A BUNNY!!!" I could talk about my sons trip to Target and how eventful that was, or how I am working another job to support my shopping habit, or how to took more pictures of the baby ducks in Mrytle beach than I did of people. I could talk about how ... OH LOOK A BUNNY!!!! I have so much to write about and I cant remember any of it.. Help!

I am borrowing the format from Mom to the Screaming Masses I Believe I believe that there is a greater being somewhere watching over me. I believe that no morning should be started unless there is coffee and peanut butter. I believe that some of the best friends I have ever live on the Internet. I believe that my son is the most important thing in my life. I believe that everyone should exercise, every single day. I believe in children being able to speak. I believe, with all my heart how I want to believe it, that there will be a cure for cancer and HIV in my lifetime. I believe that we do not inherit the world from our parents, we borrow it from our children, lets leave them something please. I believe my weight is due to stress, and I will change this year. I believe that no teacher or caregiver is ever paid enough. I believe that everyone gets a chance, its what they do with that chance that determines their life. I believe i...