Armed with Cheesecake and Vodka, World Watch Out, I'm Back!

Remember when - I just left Bryant's dad, and moved to Idaho to think things through and chill out. I moved into this real nice house, with a fireplace, 2 bedroom, nice huge kitchen and backyard with a creek. Bryant was 2 I think. Well, I was in the kitchen unpacking and Bryant was in the living room listening to Barney and dancing. Then I heard the Thud. The type of Thud that you do not want to find out what happened. The type of Thud where you just stand there waiting for another noise to follow. The type of Thud where the time ticks by and all you hear is the background noise of the television. Then you hear the scream and it shocks you out of shock per say, the scream where you are afraid to look but grab a towel just in case... He was standing there with the blood squirting out of his head like a pulse. He was dancing and smacked his head on the mantle of the fireplace, which was real brick not fake brick... I took the towel and applied pressure all the while looking ...

I have to work I have to go to Moose meetings for 3 hours I have to go and play pool at hard times... what will my son be doing during this time?? I asked him to make himself dinner, something healthier than popcorn and ice cream. He thinks that his brain is going to burn it off while he is sitting there watching Spongebob. He usually is not a picky eater and will eat anything that I make but is too lazy to make it himself. Normal teenager. Then when I do get home he wants to complain that there is nothing to eat in the house and that he is starving and is going to pass out at any moment. I ignore it and walk up the stairs.... HUMPH he say....

Well, my son is a new daredevil. He went down as many blacks as he could in one day. The first day of skiing we all went down the bunny hill then Bryant and Brian started going down the greens and the blues with no hesitation. Bryant fell a few times and then got his act together. Ash and I stayed on the bunny slope and then after lunch we went down the greens. They werent that bad either, but I enjoy sports with my feet planted in the ground, and they were a few times this weekend when I walked down a hill or too becuase I would rather look like an ass walking than falling (flaying) on my ass going down the same hill. The nights were fun. The skiing was fun, and I was very excited to finally have a family vacation.

Remember when... He started laughing at his own jokes You started laughing at his jokes He would wear your high heels around the house He would snuggle right next to you He wouldn't mind if you sat in the bathroom as he took a bath He took a bath He would put worms in his pockets only to find them dead when he got home He loved the storied you told He would hold your hand He would just come up to you hold your face in his hands and kiss you He would say "Mommy, I love you" He would splash in puddles He thought that you were awesome He would be excited when you picked him up from school He would stand in his crib and yell for mommy, mommy, mommy He thought you had all of the answers He started having conversations with you He wanted to sleep in your bed The first time he choked on a tortilla chip The first time he had an uncontrollable fever When he got the chicken pox and you couldnt go anywhere with him When he thought girls were yuckie When he was scared of the Vug unde...

Why does it seem when boys hit a certain age that they must gorge themselves on everything in the house? My son eats healthy - he eats fruit veggies, meats, and also anything else that is not held down by cement. One day i could have sworn he ate my car keys.