8/16/2009

I have once again over obligated myself

I have this really bad habit of saying, "Sure, I don't mind doing that". Of course what I fail to realize is that I am not super woman, and I do only have 24 hours in one day just like every one else. There is no reason for me to "one up" everyone else or prove that I can do everything on my list for the nest week:

1. Cook my magnificent stuffed shells for the Moose dinner Monday night, of course we just cant serve store bought shells and no I am not giving anyone my reciepe so, "Sure, I can cook the shells that night."

2. Have to pack for a trip to Williamsburg this weekend coming up. I have to figure out what I am going to wear if it is armpit sweat hot, or if it is just going to be breezy hot. I have golf shirts that do not have sleeves, but I only wear those for those "right before I think I am going to pass out from the heat." No woman with my arm flab (third boob) should wear sleeveless shirts. But there is a point. I have to do wash, buy some more conditioner, pack my curling iron since my new haircut requires me to actually stand in front of the mirror for more than 5 minutes and curl my hair. Some of you may have seen me wearing makeup now, since why am I going to stand in front of the mirror and not do anything. After staring in the mirror I have noticed that I really REALLY need to tweeze. I also need to pack my share of snacks for the trip since we all share. I have to get some vodka, since we can never go golfing without vodka... and ice cold miller lite. Swoons!!

3. Need to go play a round of golf so I do not completely suck this weekend. I just need to work on my chipping and putting. I hate three putting. I hate golf, I just do it for the beer.

4. Need to clean the house, I am starting to think that my son is going to send a video of my house to the tv show "Hourders" or whatever it is called. Its not that bad, but all the extra paperwork on my desk concludes a pack rat.

5. Need to start organizing my baskets for the Breast Cancer picnic I am having the 29th of August. I have started a list for that finally today, and I can breath a tiny bit!

6. I have to be at the Moose Monday night to sell my shells, and then wedensday night for a moose meeting.

It has been buttsweat hot here today and yesterday. Thank god no one wears linen that I know. Once in San Diego we were on a bowling league with this guy named Vern, and yes he had butt sweat among other things festering around his butt. We never wanted to look but when he is standing there getting ready to bowl, you can only see.. well.. see butt. This was a weekly thing. And of course we just had to well, ya know... look.

Fun news, last night in pool league I shot once again 8 ball on the break. Yipee me I rock! Of course I couldn't win any other game, I was just so exhausted, came home early and crashed hard. Until my son woke me up talking on the WOW at 6:30 in the morning. I guess it was another raid. I have no idea what he is talking about but I just nod my head so he keeps talking and doesn't have to answer questions from his mother who knows nothing of WOW. Umm bring me some Madded 10 and I am all over it.

That may not seem like a lot and it sure does look better when it is on paper. I just want it all done NOW! At least the tweezing part. I can tell when my mind is going all over the place, and this is one of those times. I need coffee and 20 more hours in today.

Ciao!

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