So it has been awhile - sue me

So i joined Spark people, this should be interesting since I have no idea who half of these people are who I am sharing my dark secrets that need to stay in the closet. heh.

Holidays were grand and I am really looking forward to the new years. But like everyone and thier mother, they will have the same weight loss goals and herds of fat people like me will go to the gym and try to work out everyday and the gym will be packed, and I dressed in an oversized t-shirt so my flab dont show will hopefully blend in and not be noticed by the hot man over there, you know, the one with the bit of grey in his hair...

But then again maybe I will make a friend and we can drool over the men. HAH


An America Blog

All morning I have been looking through blogs and it is only giving me ones from other countries. Things are kinda slow at work today. I am catching up on alot of things that have been on the back burner. Newsletter Hello!!!

The crazy woman has been telling people that she was puking all night, and in between sentences she is having thick coughs.. gross. I think that I am going to die here because if I don't catch something then one of her boyfriends are going to come into here and start shooting people away.

OMG now she thinks that she may be pregnant. yet, she had her tubes tied and he got her period 2 weeks ago. I swear some people when they have these discussions they should go into an office. And she was/is now discussing gross stuff


Now departing Jessica H......

Ok so we had to have a webcasting for our monthly meeting today, I thought it would be cool cuz then I could like listen and do other work while not being rude, so here I am phone on mute, listening to people come on and depart and then blah!!! My boss calls, so then I pick up the phone, which in turn disconnects me from the conference and it hung up my boss. Too funny. well the boss calls back and I act like nothing happens and I dont even bother to get back on the meeting because it annouces when you arrive and also depart. Not something that i want to live through.

Oh ok.... so the diet thing... well it is going... going to hell in a handbasket. I have determined that I cannot go without my bread or fruit for that matter. So I think that I am going to do healthy for life. I like the recipes, the book is easy to read. You get to eat bread and also fruit YUMMMOOOOO.
I have cheated like hell on the south beach thing... while throwing out the bad food in the house, I have been taking abite out of each thing before it goes in the garbage.. ok pizza... take a bite, then the donuts.. take a bite.. then the bread rools.. but I had to put butter on them so I used my smart balance margerine, so I am starting to succum to the treasured ideals of dieting. Isnt that just peechee.

Plans tonight - moose of course... then a beer or two heh... some tacos... Lite beer, and shells for the tacos, nor real cheese so there....

Gone to Plaid: The Blog

Gone to Plaid: The Blog


First real day on the diet

Ok so last night after work I went to the grocery and shelled out enough money for a months worth of regular food, with 1-2 weeks of diet food. The killer is, is that it wasn't really anything I wouldnt have eated before... greens, veggies, chicken.. I bought a few things for the boys so that they were not exposed to my eating habits.. although I am changing margerine on them. I spent a half an hour getting my breakfast, lunch and snacks ready and what do I do??? I leave them in the car. I am sure it will still be good when I go out for a break, smoke break that is. I am also cheating already and having 1 cup of coffee (caffinated) I cant go cold turkey.

Damn if I were to read this I would think that I have major issues... do I have major issues?/ Other than, I cant go out to the moose with the ideal of getting wasted, I cant smoke in extreme only because I dont want to hear anyone tell me how bad it is for me when I have already given up bread, carbs, real cheese, carbs, bread...

Oh well. With my V-8 in my tummy and a few peices of egg and bacon I am ready to start working with full force.. waiting for the impending doom of the headache!!!!


ewwww... yuck.. omg gag!!!!!

Ricotti cheese with cocoa powder????

I think I now know why this diet is soo good... You want to gag everytime you eat, so you dont eat haha

This is my other life....

Just another manic Monday

Planning to start the wonderful diet of no bread or fruit tomorrow. I have to hit the grocery store today after work and I am hoping that I will spend less than 100 bucks. We will see, it has been so long since I have done the diet that has done nothing but give me a headache and of course the classic constipation. So I will be a living biotch for the next week... no bread.. no zoloft, no caffiene (Although I am purchasing some Excedrin so that I have some caffiene) I have co workers that might in fact kill me if I do not have caffiene.

I lost weight the last time that I did this diet. But of course, I would go to Food Lion on my way home to pick up the chicken and lo and behold 6 krispy kreme donuts wound up in my car. I would not know how in the world they got there but damn if they didnt wind up in my mouth all gone in the 10 minutes it took me to get home.

I have wanted to write for a long time and now I am thinking that if I journal my life while a part of this prison it should help. granted I know this is what i need in order to lose weight so that my ankles, kneecaps and fingers will stop huritng. So that my husband can sleep at night since I wont be snoring. Holy hell batman I have alot to do.
I figure if I can get through the first two weeks of this without cheating or killing someone then I would be doing ok and I might stay on this diet for a few weeks and see what happens. I need to lose 100 pounds.. I cant run until I lose weight so if I can lose enough to be able to run again.. I will be rocking.

The husband will of course be an ass.. omg what the hell is this..?? it looks like green string... umm celery you idiot now support me on this diet or die is all I can say.

I will promise to write in my journal every almost day. Whether I have cheated or not. If I have killed or maimed someone you will find a confession (not signed) on here. And please what ever you do

Dont even ask me to quit smoking right now dammit!!!!!


Attack of the killer ladybugs

All over McLean right now are ladybugs by the thousands. when Iw as looking out my window I thought it was cidada season all over again!! These were smaller and cuter.

Day 1

I figure that this is the only way that i will be able to get anything done. I have the characters compiled and addressed. I am going to write a book, something that I have been thinking about for a while now and now it is starting to invade in my dreams.

This weekend was good, Tidewater was in town and I volunteered for it. Here is a pic. I was a clown and this was an all day affair. All the visitors were wonderful, over 200 of them.

We had the firetrucks come. The police cars, Elvis, and a magician. the food was greta, we had a dj that played for us and eveyrone was dancing. We had speical olympics going on and that was a blast to see how proud everyone was when they were getting pinned with all of their ribbons.

All in all it was a great day.